Biology 101 (Male Perspective)

I couldn't imagine my butthole being wet all day dispensing a seemingly unnatural fluid

Couldn't imagine gaping my butthole, stretching it to it's limits realizing I still haven't reached maximum capacity

Don't even want to imagine someone else having to poke and prod around in that dark abyss

I can't imagine my butthole being constantly penetrated while whispering words of comfort clouding my judgement

For these reasons I pledge to always uplift and sustain the beauty which is woman

To endure a mix of pleasure and pain, embarrassment and purpose constitutes a national holiday

To bring forth life or to simply nurture a man's need for internal satisfaction makes me appreciate her beauty

Each one is similar in design but just like a snowflake, no two are identical to view and varying tastes range just the same

Standing tall through it all, walking in dignity and grace not giving away the secret that her outer appearance may not mirror her internal workings is more of a balancing act than the tight rope walker

She is sublime, She is utopia realized, She is the alpha and omega

To endure is a must because as a woman she has no choice.   Based on biology she must bear the burden to create, nurture, raise and uplift

God must look down from the heavens in awe at this specimen knowing this is the best of the best

Through it all I would never trade places because I'd rather have a penis which means I can watch the game and be free of such responsibilities

I love and appreciate her but don't want my holes penetrated nor examined by that random stranger pledging allegiance then requesting my insurance card

I will always support you woman but never ask to trade places because I can't imagine my butthole being wet all day

Note:  The term butthole in this poem is the male reflecting upon the females vagina if you didn't understand it. Now, go back and reread the piece with this new found knowledge!!