Monday, June 13, 2011

Insect Sex Gone Wrong - A True Story

Little Ant: My name is Ann Ant and I want to be loved by a handsome black bug

Big Bug: Hello Ann. My name is Bud Bug all I want is to hold you and hug

Little Ant: Well, if that’s all you want then I guess you can

Big Bug: What if I want more? Maybe roll in the sand?

Little Ant: I was told not to roll with a bug cause I may get hurt

Big Bug: I was told its ok as long as I don't squirt

Little Ant: Well what if you do? I may want more

Big Bug: If that’s the case, I will make sure to score

Little Ant: Oh my goodness, it does feel great!

Big Bug: Hold on Ann, I'm about to shake

Little Ant: Shake to the left and shake to the right

Big Bug: Dang Ann Ant, your insides are tight.

Little Ant: Let’s do it again all night and all day!

Big Bug: Ahhh, my friends just called so I can not stay

Little Ant: My mommy was right, I hate you Bud Bug!

Big Bug: Oh well, it wasn’t my friends but a call from Sue Slug

Little Ant: I see how you are but you must know

Big Bug: Don’t tell me now cause I have to go

Little Ant: When you feel a bad itch and it drives you insane, I got crabs,
you won't forget MY name!!

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